the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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