Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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