no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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