i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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