normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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