On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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