dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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