Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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