He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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