Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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