Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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