i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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