with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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