Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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