my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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