and you said cock pushups were impossible
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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