i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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