Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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