I bet he comes in French.
i just google imaged poop.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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