Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
