I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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