She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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