i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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