pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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