3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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