16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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