Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize