Your tits are I can't wait for
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I want to make a zoo with you.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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