she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize