ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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