I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.