The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
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got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
my being single is dangerous.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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