Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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