too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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