I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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