Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.