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• (562): View more from California

  Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  she kept yelling 'call me bella'

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• (707): View more from California

  why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.

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• (380): View more from Ohio

  She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels

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• (716): View more from New York

  Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here

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• (530): View more from California

  I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?

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