i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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