He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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