Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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