I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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