goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
