Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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