do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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