Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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