I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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