my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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