Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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