O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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