kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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