This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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