I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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