Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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