is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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