we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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