I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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