i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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