She's JV to your varsity
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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